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TOM ORBACH

The ex-lawyer who analyzed 100,000 LinkedIn posts, found "narcissism," built a slider for it, and sold the whole thing in a week.

Viral Marketing Growth Newsletter Forbes 30U30 Marathonist
1.7M Users in Days
85K+ Newsletter Subs
$32B Wiz Acquisition
Tom Orbach - Director of Growth Marketing
Forbes 30 Under 30

He Built a Cringe Machine.
Then Sold It.

It's February 2022. Tom Orbach is working a day job at a Tel Aviv data privacy startup. It's late. He's been staring at LinkedIn posts - not reading them, dissecting them. One hundred thousand of them. What makes them travel? What causes a stranger to share something they didn't write, didn't think, didn't even fully believe?

The answer, when it arrives, is not flattering: self-love. A little narcissism. Possibly a lot.

So he builds a tool. Two questions. One slider. The questions: "What did you do today?" and "What's your inspirational advice?" The slider: a "Cringe Level" dial that goes from mild humble-brag to full spiritual-awakening-from-a-delayed-flight.

He calls it the LinkedIn Viral Post Generator. He launches it in Hebrew to test the concept. Within days: 100,000 Israeli users. He translates it to English in August 2022 and posts it to Reddit's r/InternetIsBeautiful. It reaches 2 million people in hours. A single Twitter share generates 15 million impressions. At peak, 1,000 new users per minute.

"I was under astronomical pressure," he said later. "I literally couldn't sleep for a week."

I made it just for fun. Without any expectation of making money. - Tom Orbach, on the Viral Post Generator

Within seven days of the English launch, a company called Taplio - which builds LinkedIn creator tools - came knocking. Orbach didn't take the first offer. He proposed a 24-hour experiment: link Taplio inside the tool and measure the traffic. The results were so convincing that Taplio accepted his original asking price. No counter. No negotiation. The experiment was the negotiation.

He had one request: keep his name on it. They agreed.

$32 Billion

Google's acquisition of Wiz - the largest in Google's history. Orbach was on the growth team the whole way up.

Making Cybersecurity
Embarrassingly Fun

Context When Tom joined Wiz in 2022, most CISOs barely knew the company. Three years later, Google paid $32 billion for it.

Cybersecurity marketing has a personality problem. It's all threat landscapes and zero-day vulnerabilities and stock photos of hooded figures typing in basements. Tom Orbach joined Wiz with a different brief: stop acting like a B2B company.

His formula: take one expected format and combine it with one completely unexpected audience. Apply B2C drops - surprise launches, limited runs, cultural moments - to an industry that hadn't seen anything like it.

Flagship Campaign
CISOtopia
A fake toy store for CISOs, launched April 1st. Products included blindfolds for legal teams during a breach, a "cloud visibility cloak" for security engineers, and a meditation kit for burned-out analysts. No one saw it coming from a cybersecurity vendor. Everyone shared it.
110K+ unique visitors in one week
+15-20% traffic to wiz.io for the entire month of April. The merchandise got so popular, they manufactured real products for conferences.
Campaign
Kubernetes + Golden Retrievers
A training course on Kubernetes security featuring golden retriever puppies as co-teachers. Because why not.
Unexpected audience.
Campaign
Cloud Security Musical
A Broadway-style musical about cloud security vulnerabilities. Children's books. Card games. A meditation app for burned-out security professionals.
Unexpected format.
Take one expected format + combine it with one unexpected audience. - Tom Orbach's creative formula

Under his leadership, Wiz grew its LinkedIn following to 365,000+. The company reached a $1B valuation in 18 months - fastest ever at the time. Then $10B in just over three years. Then Google's $32B acquisition call.

None of the campaigns required a big budget. Most required a willingness to look a little ridiculous in a room full of people who are terrified of looking ridiculous.

85,000 Subscribers.
One Marketer. Zero BS.

The Marketing Ideas newsletter lives at marketingideas.com. It started as a free weekly, built over two-plus years to 85,000 subscribers - people at Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, Google, LinkedIn, Salesforce, Spotify, Netflix. Not because of a viral spike. Because Orbach shows up and actually delivers something worth reading.

In mid-2025, he launched a paid tier. In the first 72 hours: $50,000+ in revenue. 500+ paying subscribers. Substack Bestseller status within days, eventually growing past 600 paid members.

Paid subscribers get a weekly "OMG-level" marketing idea, access to 200+ battle-tested ideas, a 350-page PDF book called "Marketing Moonshots," and a private community with marketing leaders. He writes all of this alongside a full-time Director role.

Quote "10 days ago: Free newsletter. Today: Bestseller with 600+ paid subscribers. The secret? I stopped undervaluing my work. You should too."
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Free Tier
Weekly unconventional marketing ideas. 85,000+ free subscribers. Readers at every major tech company.
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Paid Tier
200+ battle-tested ideas. "Marketing Moonshots" 350-page PDF. Private community. $50K+ in first 72 hours.
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Substack Status
Bestseller status achieved. 600+ paid subscribers. Built entirely alongside a full-time Director role.

13 Laws of
Viral Marketing

Orbach's marketing philosophy isn't a philosophy - it's a collection of things he's actually tested and seen work. He calls his approach "Unconventional Marketing" - applying behavioral economics and psychology to growth instead of budget and reach.

  • 01
    People don't care about you. They care about themselves. Make it about them - their identity, their industry, their inside jokes.
  • 02
    Be funny where competitors aren't. If everyone in your category is serious, humor is a moat. If everyone is funny, go serious. Find the gap.
  • 03
    Drops, not calendars. B2C-style surprise launches create more attention than predictable content schedules. Scarcity and surprise travel.
  • 04
    Failures disappear fast. The internet forgets bad campaigns faster than good ones. Persistence matters more than prediction. Keep dropping.
  • 05
    User-Generated Content beats Word of Mouth. The single most powerful distribution channel. Design for participation, not just consumption.
Stop acting like a B2B company.
The single thing more powerful than Word of Mouth is... User-Generated Content.
Viral Marketing is part skill, part luck. Persistence matters more than prediction.
The common thread in viral LinkedIn posts: a large portion of self-love. Even a little narcissism.

From Courtroom
to Campaign Room

Early Career
Lawyer, IDF C4I & Cyber Security Directorate. Military legal work. The last place you'd expect a meme strategist to start.
2013-2016
Product Manager, One Hour Translation. Early exposure to growth mechanics and user psychology.
2020-2021
Growth Marketing Manager, Jolt.io. Ed-tech startup with a behavioral economics focus. His academic obsessions meet real product work.
2021-2022
Growth Marketing Manager, Mine. Data privacy startup. Side project era begins. He builds the Viral Post Generator here, after hours, for fun.
Feb 2022
LinkedIn Viral Post Generator launches in Hebrew. 100,000 users in days. The test works.
Aug 2022
English launch. Viral. Acquired by Taplio within 7 days. 1.7M users. 1,000 new users per minute at peak. A Twitter share generates 15M impressions.
2022-Present
Director of Growth Marketing, Wiz. Joins as Head of Growth, promoted to Director. Builds Wiz's entire organic presence: social, content, viral campaigns.
2023
Forbes 30 Under 30 - Israel. Marketing category. "An honor I'm deeply thankful for."
2025
Paid newsletter launch. $50,000+ in 72 hours. Substack Bestseller. 600+ paid subscribers. 85,000+ free subscribers total.
Mar 2026
Google acquires Wiz for $32 billion. The largest acquisition in Google's history. Tom continues as Director of Growth Marketing.

What He's Actually Like

Tom Orbach is one of those rare people who is genuinely surprised when things work. Not performatively humble - actually surprised. He launched the Viral Post Generator "just for fun," then watched it reach 1.7 million people and still described the week as "astronomical pressure" he couldn't sleep through.

He left law because it prevented him from reaching his creative potential. That sentence sounds like a LinkedIn post - but in his case, there's a record: he went from courtrooms to no-code apps, from legal briefs to children's books about cloud security, from a LL.B. to a role leading marketing at the company Google paid $32 billion for.

He doesn't use Slack or Discord. He reads Steve Martin's memoir on persistence. He co-teaches Kubernetes with golden retriever puppies. He runs marathons. He negotiates acquisitions with 24-hour experiments instead of spreadsheets.

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Behavioral Economics Nerd
Obsessed with cognitive biases, social proof, and the "illusion of labor" - and actually applies them instead of just referencing them in decks.
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Marathonist
Identifies as a marathonist in his bio alongside "viral marketing" and "ex-lawyer." Endurance thinking shows up in how he runs campaigns and newsletters.
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03
No-Fluff Operator
Avoids Slack and Discord. Calls his newsletter "zero-BS." Has a strong allergy to filler and a strong appetite for things that actually work.
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04
Childhood Domain Squatter
In the early 2000s, he was buying domains and building flash websites on Wix. The original indie hacker, before that was a genre.
😂
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Comedian-Adjacent
His three rules for B2B humor: be funny where competitors aren't, use industry inside jokes, and make public the uncomfortable truths everyone knows but won't say.
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06
Steve Martin Fan
References Steve Martin's memoir "Born Standing Up" on the importance of persistence in finding your voice. Applies it to marketing.

The Lawyer Who
Reverse-Engineered LinkedIn.

There's a version of Tom Orbach that stays in law. Practices IP. Does fine. Never builds a cringe-level slider. Never analyzes 100,000 LinkedIn posts for patterns of self-love. Never negotiates an acquisition with a 24-hour traffic experiment.

That person doesn't exist. The person who does exist took a LL.B. and an MBA and pointed them at behavioral psychology, no-code tools, and the question of why people share things online. And then he did it again. And again. The newsletter. The Wiz campaigns. The children's books about cloud security. The fake toy store for CISOs that generated 110,000 visitors in a week.

The throughline is always the same: find where everyone is being boring and serious, and bring something unexpected. Not gimmicks - actual ideas that make the audience feel something. Usually a mix of recognition and slight embarrassment that they understood the joke.

He's currently at Google (via the $32 billion acquisition of Wiz), publishing a newsletter to 85,000 people, teaching marketing at a university, and presumably training for another marathon. The childhood domain-squatter who built flash websites on Wix is now running growth for a company that rewrote what a cloud security acquisition could look like.

The cringe slider was never the point. The point was what happened when you applied real thinking to a stupid problem and made it travel.

Failures disappear fast. The internet forgets. Keep dropping. - Tom Orbach, Marketing Philosophy

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