Who Is This For?
The EQS is not for people who want to save the world on a budget. It is for people who have already saved their corner of it and now want to glide home in silence while their seat gives them a hot-stone massage.
This is the electric car for the S-class buyer who finally admitted that V12s are going the way of the fax machine. It is for the technologist who believes a car should have more RAM than their laptop.
If you are cross-shopping a Tesla Model S to go fast and post about it, the EQS will feel like bringing a cello to a knife fight. But if you want to arrive somewhere feeling like you have already won, keep reading.