# Jabroni Capital

> Jabroni Capital is a satirical tech-and-venture-capital newsletter created by Jack Kuveke, who writes as a fictional, profit-obsessed venture capitalist to roast startup culture. Published on beehiiv every Monday and Thursday and read by roughly 29,000 founders, investors and tech executives, the free newsletter anchors a lean media and advisory business that earns money through sponsorships and fundraising coaching. Kuveke has said the operation helped founders raise a reported $100 million.

- **Founded:** 2023
- **Headquarters:** New York, United States
- **Founders:** Jack Kuveke (Founder, General Partner & Chief Jabroni Officer)
- **Team size:** Small, lean operation (associated entity: Jabroni Media). Some data providers list around 20 people; the public-facing business is led by Jack Kuveke.
- **Products:** Jabroni Capital Newsletter, Newsletter Sponsorships, LinkedIn Sponsored Posts, Fundraising Coaching / Raise Your Seed Round
- **Notable:** Grew a satirical tech newsletter to roughly 29,000 subscribers, passing a 20,000-subscriber milestone on beehiiv after about 1.5 years of writing., Maintains an unusually high ~55% open rate and ~6% click-through rate for the newsletter., Built a LinkedIn following of 50,000+ with millions of monthly impressions.

## Products & services

- **Jabroni Capital Newsletter** — A free satirical newsletter about startups and venture capital, published on beehiiv every Monday and Thursday and read by roughly 29,000 subscribers with a reported ~55% open rate.
- **Newsletter Sponsorships** — Sponsored ad placements at the top of the newsletter (banner, copy and CTA), with a single-issue slot listed around $1,000 and discounted multi-issue bundles.
- **LinkedIn Sponsored Posts** — Brand and product promotion through Kuveke's LinkedIn presence, which has 50,000+ followers and millions of monthly impressions.
- **Fundraising Coaching / Raise Your Seed Round** — Advisory and ghostwriting work coaching early-stage founders through fundraising; Kuveke has said this work helped founders raise a reported $100 million.

## Achievements

- Grew a satirical tech newsletter to roughly 29,000 subscribers, passing a 20,000-subscriber milestone on beehiiv after about 1.5 years of writing.
- Maintains an unusually high ~55% open rate and ~6% click-through rate for the newsletter.
- Built a LinkedIn following of 50,000+ with millions of monthly impressions.
- Reportedly helped early-stage founders raise a combined $100 million through coaching and advisory work.
- Profiled by Inc. for turning LinkedIn satire into a growing business.

## Latest updates

- **2025-08** — Kuveke marked passing 20,000 beehiiv subscribers after about 1.5 years, joking about growth while keeping engagement high.
- **2025-01** — Newsletter listed at roughly 29,000 subscribers with a ~55% open rate and twice-weekly (Monday/Thursday) cadence.

## Links

- Website: https://jabronicapital.com
- LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/company/jabronicapital
- Twitter/X: https://twitter.com/jabronicap
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jabronicap/

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Last updated: 2026-08-15